Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
wow bdsm is so cute
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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