The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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