hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
Things that have happened since you moved: Lemmy, Bowie, Snape, Prince, civility, democracy, Carrie Fisher, all dead. Record flooding down here. Twice. This is clearly your fault.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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