what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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