woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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