he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He better not be in your backpack
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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