He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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