he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
