ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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