I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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