Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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