Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
We need to feng shui this bitch.
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