I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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