I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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