Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
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