Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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