Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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