I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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