VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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