hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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