i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
We had to coat check the pizza.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
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