I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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