I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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