so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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