that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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