I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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