i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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