Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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