Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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