I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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