I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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