Whoa Z and x make the same sound
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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