I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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