I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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