Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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