dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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