have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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