Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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