he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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