i just made my gag reflex go away.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
