This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
You took a bar mat shot.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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