We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
Randomize
