I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Alex texted me. Bootycall boy #2. its like an alarm goes off once i'm single that the line is open again
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I intend to get homeless drunk
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
How's work?
Spinning.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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