Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
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