I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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