so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I have post one night stand depression
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