how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Let's say we can see the evolution of our "relation" by his name in my phone. Pizza slice emoticone. Pizza guy. Jordan. Jo. Jackhammer Pizza Guy. Jockhammer pizza guy.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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