I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
No sexy Asian girl. No comfy bed. I'm just gonna lie here in the hall next to the garbage can until someone comes home.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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