we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
