I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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