she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
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