weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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