she looked like the before picture.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
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