is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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